BTW THE INDIANS ARE STILL IN THE HUNT!!!@$@!#$@ Can you believe it? I can't
AND THE BROWNIES START SUNDAY AHHHHHHHHHHH!HH!HH!H!H!H!H!H!!!!!!!!HHHHHHH!!!!
OH and by the way my fantasy team looks promising once again....
anyway
Welcome back one and all to BELIEVELAND
If you were wondering where I went....I was marooned.....you ask how I returned?.....sea turtles...mate
Well lets just get down to it what do ya think?
Your Cleveland Cavaliers:
Sinnnnnnce we last spoke it was draft time and the indians were just beggining and the BROWNS were a long ways away. As of right now, September 6th, the Cleveland Indians are still only 3 games out of a wild card spot.....? JIMINEY CRICKET THAT'S FANTASTIC. The cavs are still and once again drafting in the lottery again........oh wait we already did? And they signed Earl Clark, Jarret Jack, and Andrew "crazy hair" Bynum?????? AND they drafted Anthony Bennett with the #1 overall pick? AND AND they drafted Carrick Felix and Sergey Karasev (the Russian assassin)??????
AND AND AND AND WE STILL HAVE ANDY, TRISTAN, DION, AND KYRIE???
yeah the cavs should be pretty good
(Cavs Forward and 2013 #1 Overall Pick Anthony Bennett)
Your Cleveland Browns:
Last time we checked in the Browns were about to change the direction with their franchise, pick in the top 10 for another year in a row, and draft someone who could help this team win....NOW
Since then, the Browns selected Barkevious Mingo (OLB LSU) with their 6th overall pick in last April's draft. They also have added Paul Kruger and Dezmond Bryant to help beef up their front 7. This is a much improved defense that will get after the QB this year, this is for certain.
The offense sings a little differently. They didn't really seek much help on the offensive side of the ball, other than adding speedy RB Dion Lewis, who then broke his leg in the 2nd pre-season game. Anyway, from watching the preseason games, I concluded that this years Browns offense will be also much improved from last season. Weeden looks way more comfortable out there, and a healthy Trent Richardson will come in handy.
PREDICTIONS:
- Jordan Cameron will have a PRO BOWL year (UNLESS HE IS HURT)
- Trent Richardson will be top 3 RB this season
- Weeden excels in the new verticle offense
Lets count how many wins I think the Browns will have!
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2 !
OH look someone is here to help you ! > 3!
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7!!!!!!!!!
8!! and thats it 8
The Browns will compete well in the division....and remember anything can happen!
Your Cleveland Indians:
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Friend: You been watching the Tribe??
Me: Oh here we go again......
Friend: The Tribe is ONCE AGAIN "in the playoff hunt"
Me: Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya bish yeah right, they always do this to us!
Me: IVE SEEN THIS MOVIE END TERRIBLY SO MANY TIMES BEFORE...
Friend: Yeah but they're only a 3 games out of the wildcard! Haven't you seen?
Me: Actually No, and I know EXACTLY how its going to end..........
Friend: You don't know that's the thing......
Me: After seeing the drive, the fumble, jose mesa (flat top hill port-a-potty that can't flush) blow the world series, 2007 debocle with boston (we were one game away from playing the freaking rockies in the playoffs) , and oh yeah the decision. So you little pecker-head I'm pretty sure I know how this Indians season is going to end.
Friend: Geeze......you don't have to be so negative
and or call me a pecker-whatever
Me: Sorry....it's just frustrating
Friend: Who? me?
Me: No the Indians
Friend: Look man we gave them reservations and casino's.....
Me: NO NO NO THE CLEVELAND INDIANS YOU MORON
Friend: OHHHH sorry sorry umm well at least were not named the redskins ha....that's bad but well yeah........I mean I still believe in them
Me: How, and why should I BELIEVE in THEM
Friend: Because without faith we got nothin'
Friend: So yeah the Cleveland Indians may have ripped some of our hearts during the season, they might have even seemed they reached a point of no return ( in relation to making the postseason) BUT we have to remember that baseball is a different game. 162 games are played to decide who advances and who is left cold in the dust. The Indians could be in so many worse situations, so if nothing else can we please celebrate that they dont suck! People forget that seeds in baseball don't really mean much if your playing really good baseball. ALL WE NEED IS TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS... after that as we all know.....MAGIC HAPPENS
The Indians have 23 games left as of today, against oppents with a winning percentage of .440%
We are only 3 games back for a playoff spot & 6.5 behind Detroit for the division.
If the Indians have one more push left in them....and make the playoffs.......anything is possible
Me: I'm Sorry what did you say I completely spaced out after you said about 3 words.....
Friend:...........
Me: Just kidding!
Your absolutely right. Now, our job is to get everyone else to believe
And even if they don't make it, can't we simply all enjoy the ride?
My Friend is right......please listen
The Fall Classic....Will the Tribe be there?
EXTRA:
WATCH BREAKING BAD
Bella says if you haven't been watching breaking bad you better start....GO WATCH BREAKING BAD SO YOU CAN WATCH THIS SUNDAY
